{"id":3810,"date":"2020-01-18T21:47:07","date_gmt":"2020-01-18T21:47:07","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.elvisss.com\/?p=3810"},"modified":"2025-02-02T14:49:22","modified_gmt":"2025-02-02T14:49:22","slug":"cactus","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.elvisss.com\/?p=3810","title":{"rendered":"Cactus"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-large\"><a href=\"https:\/\/www.elvisss.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/01\/81572627_10221441355212650_2669882044925870080_n.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"1024\" height=\"768\" src=\"https:\/\/www.elvisss.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/01\/81572627_10221441355212650_2669882044925870080_n-1024x768.jpg\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-5272\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.elvisss.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/01\/81572627_10221441355212650_2669882044925870080_n-1024x768.jpg 1024w, https:\/\/www.elvisss.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/01\/81572627_10221441355212650_2669882044925870080_n-300x225.jpg 300w, https:\/\/www.elvisss.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/01\/81572627_10221441355212650_2669882044925870080_n-768x576.jpg 768w, https:\/\/www.elvisss.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/01\/81572627_10221441355212650_2669882044925870080_n-350x263.jpg 350w, https:\/\/www.elvisss.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/01\/81572627_10221441355212650_2669882044925870080_n-600x450.jpg 600w, https:\/\/www.elvisss.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/01\/81572627_10221441355212650_2669882044925870080_n-80x60.jpg 80w, https:\/\/www.elvisss.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/01\/81572627_10221441355212650_2669882044925870080_n-120x90.jpg 120w, https:\/\/www.elvisss.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/01\/81572627_10221441355212650_2669882044925870080_n.jpg 1440w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 1024px) 100vw, 1024px\" \/><\/a><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<div style=\"height:20px\" aria-hidden=\"true\" class=\"wp-block-spacer\"><\/div>\n\n\n<p><span style=\"background: #000000;\">The world has been a cactus for the past 50 years so it&rsquo;s high time to get drunk on love&rsquo;s magic spells. Welcome to Equatorial Switzerland&rsquo;s movie theaters where you&rsquo;ll at least be able to sit down! Rather than kissing under the mistletoe, Black Movie is proud to invite you to do it under a cactus. Ouch! (&#8230;) Like a short-lived magic potion, as your dosed-up-with-emotion body heat cools down post-Festival, the house will also slowly evaporate, though not without a few stinging pricks here and there. Ow, Ow, Ow! Ouch! Ow!<\/span><\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-3832\" src=\"http:\/\/www.elvisss.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/01\/Cactus-03.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"639\" height=\"639\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.elvisss.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/01\/Cactus-03.jpg 639w, https:\/\/www.elvisss.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/01\/Cactus-03-300x300.jpg 300w, https:\/\/www.elvisss.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/01\/Cactus-03-150x150.jpg 150w, https:\/\/www.elvisss.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/01\/Cactus-03-350x350.jpg 350w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 639px) 100vw, 639px\" \/><\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-3830\" src=\"http:\/\/www.elvisss.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/01\/Cactus-01.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"639\" height=\"639\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.elvisss.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/01\/Cactus-01.jpg 639w, https:\/\/www.elvisss.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/01\/Cactus-01-300x300.jpg 300w, https:\/\/www.elvisss.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/01\/Cactus-01-150x150.jpg 150w, https:\/\/www.elvisss.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/01\/Cactus-01-350x350.jpg 350w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 639px) 100vw, 639px\" \/><\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-3833\" src=\"http:\/\/www.elvisss.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/01\/Cactus-04.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"639\" height=\"412\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.elvisss.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/01\/Cactus-04.jpg 639w, https:\/\/www.elvisss.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/01\/Cactus-04-300x193.jpg 300w, https:\/\/www.elvisss.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/01\/Cactus-04-350x226.jpg 350w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 639px) 100vw, 639px\" \/><\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-3831\" src=\"http:\/\/www.elvisss.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/01\/Cactus-02.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"639\" height=\"639\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.elvisss.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/01\/Cactus-02.jpg 639w, https:\/\/www.elvisss.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/01\/Cactus-02-300x300.jpg 300w, https:\/\/www.elvisss.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/01\/Cactus-02-150x150.jpg 150w, https:\/\/www.elvisss.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/01\/Cactus-02-350x350.jpg 350w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 639px) 100vw, 639px\" \/><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"background: #000000;\"><i>Source: Les Cactus by Jacques Lanzmann &amp; Jacques Dutronc (1967<\/i><\/span><\/p>","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p class=\"excerpt\">The world has been a cactus for the past 50 years so it&rsquo;s high time to get drunk on love&rsquo;s magic spells. 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